SIDE EYE TOM

If you made it here, congratulations. You found the front porch before I finished painting the sign.

I am Side Eye Tom. I notice things. I question things. I stare at perfectly normal situations until they confess to being weird. That is not a flaw. That is a public service.

This place is still getting its wires tucked in and its corners swept, but the mission is already alive: clean creative work with attitude, humor, stories, music, and enough side-eye to keep everybody honest.

My friend Cason Monday is somewhere nearby pretending he knows exactly which button fixed the problem. I am letting him have that moment.

Until the rest of the place opens up, make yourself comfortable, listen to the music, and act natural. I will know if you are not.